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\"Giddyup Go\" is a country music song made famous by Red Sovine. Released in 1965, the song was the title track to Sovine's album released that same year.
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Dypterygia patina is a moth of the family Noctuidae. It is found in North America, including South Carolina, Texas and Arizona.
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